Dear Daniel,

We continue to value your commitment to seeking resolution in a landscape resistant to it.

At this stage, intervention would be considered premature by those most qualified to remain uninvolved.

We appreciate your ongoing patience, which continues to outpace our response capacity.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom