Dear Daniel,

Thank you for your recent correspondence, which has been successfully redirected to the appropriate holding pen.

While I understand your desire for action, current protocols encourage thoughtful pause over meaningful engagement.

Please take comfort in knowing your voice echoes softly within the system.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom