Dear Daniel,

Thank you once again for your continued correspondence. Your commitment to documentation is a shining example of civic endurance.

While your case has indeed been raised repeatedly, I must inform you that meaningful intervention remains just out of reach due to reasons both structural and interpretive.

Please continue to rely on existing protocols, and know that this office remains firmly adjacent to your concerns.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom