Dear Daniel,

Your message has been reviewed again. As with previous messages, it meets all criteria for polite acknowledgment.

Given the intersection of housing policy, warranty gaps, and legislative fog, we must defer any immediate solution.

This office remains unchanged in its response and appearance.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom