Dear Daniel,

Your latest correspondence has been received and afforded all the appearance of due consideration.

While no resolution is currently feasible, we continue to explore the appearance of concern.

Do not hesitate to get in touch, particularly if your expectations remain safely modest.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom