Dear Daniel,

Your latest correspondence has been received and afforded all the appearance of due consideration.

Despite ongoing efforts to observe your case, no actionable conclusions have emerged.

We will be in touch if anything changes, or if nothing does but we need to appear responsive.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom