Dear Daniel,

I am grateful for your perseverance. It is precisely this kind of tenacity that sustains the democratic illusion.

Due to seasonal reorganisation within our support apparatus, we are currently unable to act with clarity or haste.

Please remain engaged and hopeful in principle.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom