Dear Daniel,

Thank you for writing again. I understand your concern about the apparent deterioration of both your building and the institutions designed to protect it.

Unfortunately, due to departmental overlaps and jurisdictional hesitancy, we are unable to escalate your matter at this time.

We continue to monitor developments and wish you every strength during this ongoing period of structural ambiguity.

Yours sincerely,

Rt Hon Keir Starmer MP (Parody)
Member of Parliament for Holborn & St Pancras
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom